Look, Ma! I been SLAP!'d!
SLAP! is a journal geared towards those of us who have had enough of the Status Quo, and possess
the ability to see beyond the Red vs. Blue gibberish that passes for political debate in America today.
We reject the idea of a Nanny State being forced upon us by so-called "do-gooders" who are doing nothing
more than attempting to force us to conform to their own particular agendas (and egos). We are individualists,
realists and objectivists who know that each of us as individuals are our sole agents...not beholden to any
bureaucrat, plutocrat, theocrat or even Fritz the Crat. A Nanny is, after all, still a Nanny regardless of the uniform or ideology.
SLAP! will take no prisoners without first kicking their butts and desecrating their
names. We'll march on a road of bones ripped from the carcasses of those who jerk
us around and take us for Rubes. Politicians, Big Government/Big Religion "do-gooders"
and fanatics of any stripe--they'll all be SLAP!ped. We're a gonzo-type journal
whose mission is to provide a means for calling to action those who believe in the
concepts of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness--and in doing away with the
idiotic nonsense known as Politics As Usual (and maybe even doing away with a couple
of major, yet worthless, political parties). We aim to see to it that you guys have
the intellectual ammo required to carry out the Next American Revolution and take
America away from the scum who have brought it to it's current state, returning
it to its rightful glory and to each of us--it's rightful owners.
Are your balls heavy enough?